Candidate A: Someone with a history of old school corruption with the promise of repenting through bringing in more LGBTQ+ rights, protecting and improving women's rights, improving immigrant rights etc. with no guarantee that will happen since she had a previous history of opposition to those enhancements up until Bernie started talking but at least she had experience, vs
Candidate B: Jock-like arrogance, misogyny, xenophobic racism, islamophobia, authoritarianism, money corruption, pathological lies, ties to the aforementioned corruption loosely related to candidate A, LGBTQphobic beliefs, a history of admitted sexual assault, bankruptcy both financially and morally, teetering business with a history of both success and failure, reality TV pandering, verbal and cyber-bullying, the worst wrestling angle and the worst era in WWE history next to the mid 90's WWF New Generation, inability to properly pronounce "Florida" "big league" and "China," inability to take a stone cold stunner correctly, inability to eat a slice of pizza like a normal person, a history of fake college scamming, childish finger pointing when criticized or questioned, thin skinned responses to criticism and satire, direct ties to a Russian dictator, endorsement from a North Korean dictator, exploitation of conservative American's fears, and subsequent support from white nationalism. (Not that every voter for this candidate is a white supremacist, KKK member or neo-Nazi or voted against candidate A out of sexism.)
Candidate A is of course Hillary, and candidate B is Donald. We were between a rock, (Hillary) a hard place, (Gary) a hard plate made of hemp with a window, (Jill) and the detonation button to the apocalypse. (Donald) Unfortunately due to an uprising of rural evangelist white supremacists, young cons who didn't hate Hillary's gender but believed a few too many rumors, (Not that I'm innocent I wrote-in Bernie,) misogynists who blame every problem America has on millennials and progressives, and blind faith from the hardcore loyal Republicans that didn't jump shift to third parties, we're stuck with Donald Trump for 4 to 8 years unless something happens that gets him impeached or he gets his ass assassinated. (Not that I'd wish an assassination on him.) The man even wants to screw over his own voter base as well as the whole nation by dismantling social security, and is on the verge of doing so as I type!
A holy fuck ton of people across the country are crashing Canada's immigration website, trying to move to Canada, Mexico, select Mexican islands or Japan among other countries like Norway, Germany and Switzerland, chaos and protests ran rampant the night of the election, it's total pandemonium in the worst way possible. But, there are a few silver linings to this unfortunate travesty of social injustice and insult to America's integrity. This historical American tragedy.
1: plenty of progressive women are now in senate, congress and other major political positions.
2: Donald Trump is still under FBI investigation and several lawsuits
3: The price of gold just went up (wait that can be bad.)
4: If we have another chance to elect our first ever female president, it might not be Hillary! For... all.. you... anti-Hillary people...?
5: The WWE Hall Of Fame now has it's first ever president...? (oh who am I kidding they will never live this down knowing who Trump faced.)
6: You still have your rights! (for now.)
7:You can always flee the country! (unless the country you wanna move to puts the USA on the no-fly zone and severs all ties with us but even then you can still try...!)
See? It might not all be bad, and who knows? If he gets impeached, that means we can turn right back around and start this shit again until a far better more qualified president can be sworn in.